wait if eve ate the apple then why the fuck is it called an adam’s apple
because she ate the apple, and then convinced adam to eat the apple as well so that she wouldn’t be alone, but the piece he bit off got stuck in his throat.
It got stuck because at the exact moment he was swallowing, God jumped out from behind a bush like
“WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!”
Everybody just got a pass to say kawaii suck it tumblr
i think i’m like a year behind in doctor who, cuz freaking netflix doesnt have the fricken season(s) that are out even on fricken dvd! GAH
i keep fucking up the left side of my body. shit
Everyone has the general idea that Armin is going to turn out like Commander Handsome when he grows up, but I think given the situation there’s a higher chance of him becoming more like
Kyary pamyu pamyu with her friend in high school
pink things I saw in cuba (part 3)
when you want to complain about your problems on tumblr but the person who is causing your problems is following you on tumblr
There’s two of us! Brilliant!
Taco Bell reigns supreme.
try to close someone’s eyes like a corpse when you’re bored of talking to them